With one week to go Selina is getting nervous, so nervous in fact that this blog was brought to you by a sibling of hers. its me posting now, shes right here now watching me write under her name, id better make the most of it as she cleverly didnt give me her password. so here goes.....
Selina is heading into the great dark beyond, leaving civilization behind for 5 months as she travels the southern hemisphere on what is most certainly NOT a gap year! just in case any of you out there think it is, which of course it isn't, remember shes on a career break, not a career gap. back in the seat of the civilized world we will all miss her, except her yelling at me stop singing, humming, shaking my leg, and having my toes to far apart. (yes its true my toes really are too far apart, must be all of half a centimetre between my big toe and the next one). She will be mist most of all as now our parents will have only me to focus on and moan at......oh dear!
soon she will be playing with baby lions, and bears and tigers oh my! but she will im sure enjoy it more than dorothy did, she has after all chose to go to deepest darkest africa and wasnt swept there by a tornado. she will also be doing conservation (she defines this as playing with lions, tigers and bears, and whales and dolphins to) none of that pickiting outside evil multinationals for her.
but ofcourse she would not leave without some parting orders for what to do in her abscense, i for one am not to become a business man. nor are any of the dogs to get ill, i would list the others but i dont think anyone would be interested in the full 12476 word document she provided each household member with to learn 2 weeks ago.
so thats me signing off on selina's first blog post, as i said i dont have the password, so all other posts from here on in will be from selina
so without further adieu i bid you farewell selina
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